Bing: "LA was beaten by this guy? Sad day to be a Lakers fan." -
Murcy: "He looks exactly like a vogon"
So there's your solution on how to beat the Lakers -- Vogon poetry
Running short on time today, folks. Straight to the pics.Worst of the Night in Pictures: Happy Lebronukah!! Wow, Dave Coulier looks like hell "I'm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt..." (in the voice of Ron Artest impersonating Luis Scola)
"I'm gonna eat some Spanish food!"Nationally Televised Games:Heat at Cavaliers, TNT, 8pm:
Yep, it's the night we've all been waiting for: Zydrunas Ilgauskas's dramatic return to Cleveland.Suns at Warriors, TNT, 10:30pm:
The under-performing small ball Suns get to play against their evil twin in a battle of jump-shooting and _efense. Yes, every single game between these two teams the last five years has seen both teams score over 100 points. I look forward to seeing a ridiculous 137-133 final score. You know, unless the jump shots aren't falling, because even without _efense, that's what happens sometimes to teams like these. So in that case, we'll only
see a 105-101 final score.
Oh, and you just have to love Steve Nash. His tweet
from earlier today: "Hey Cleveland! How pumped are you for the Phoenix/Golden State game tonight?"
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Cleveland Cavaliers, Golden State Warriors, Miami Heat, Phoenix Suns